No matter where you were, in some point in a week, someone would complain about that moron ruining their quick dash to the store, spoiling their day off, and just really being stupid for thinking that a mere 4 items shouldn’t make that huge of a difference. … Well, it DOES to all the people in the express lane behind them.
What has happened to people in the grocery stores? Where have their manners, sense and polite attitude gone? Vanished? Vaporized? Suck out of them by some alien life force with an anal probe? Personally, I tend to think it is the last of the 3, But then again, I tend to be a bit violent at times.
I watch people daily, It is what I do. It keeps my entertained, mystified and most of the time DUMBFOUNDED.
There are days that I WISH I could video tape John & Jane Q Public and then start my own reality television show. Trust and believe it wouldn’t be prompted at all like the reality shows now, No way.. Trust and believe that some people out there are just simply to stupid to prompt into anything. Hell, They are Masters at doing it ALL ON THEIR OWN!!
How about seeing 6 people, well One MOM/Parent, with obviously NO parenting skills, she and her brood of children walking 5 wide down an aisle!! It is MOST common in grocery stores to see ½ the carts going in one direction, and the other ½ going the other way, But Wanna be Octomom has her brood all over the whole aisle in no apparent order or CONCERN for the OTHER shoppers in there trying to get their items. To top it off Super Mom parks her cart in the middle of the aisle and tries to rally an item per kid and it is now a mini circus of No No.. not that one.. The one above it.. No no.. I said no… The over her left shoulder to rug rat 3.. NOT THAT ONE.. You know Susie doesn’t eat that. Back to kid #4... NOOOOOOOOO.. Don’t you see the one right above it. All the while NEVER ONCE noticing the other 5 customers TRYING TO SHOP THAT AISLE. 2 kids being told to shop, 1 talking to another customer, and 2 looking like they were busting packages of cookie.. Yea.. All I can say at this point is.. DAY CARE!!!!
Another customer is shopping the frozen food .. She is about 40ish, So I hold NOT remorse for blogging about this. She takes frozen pizzas all the way over to the Pasta aisle, Finds a chef Boyardee pizza kit and decides she wants them. SHE LAYS THE FROZEN PIZZA ON THE SHELF!!! Ok, so at this point I know this witch has no common sense, no manners and no damn care about anything she does in life, SHE is a waste of space on this rock we call home. WHAT A FRIGGIN’ TWIT. I really wanted to grab the frozen pizza and bash her head in with it!!! If anyone ever wants to REALLY know why groceries keep going up… WASTE… WASTE…. THEFT AND WASTE!! People like this woman are a big part of why prices go up. So, as a fellow customer, who has to pay the increased prices. The next time your shopping and see someone pull something like this. Reach over and smack the piss out of them. They are wasting YOUR MONEY TOO!!
Lonely people, I feel bad for anyone who is truly lonely, but there is a difference in reaching out to people and needing to be dealt with. Reaching out is showing an idea, or thought that is important. Needing to be dealt with is when a man comes to a full service counter with a pack of friggin’ Ramen noodles wanting instructions on how to cook them. Here’s a thought… READ THE FRIGGIN’ DIRECTIONS!!!!! Flip the damn package over and read!!! Then you don’t look like such an incredible useless asshole!!
Last one for the day, simply because I need to get it out and have a headache. Because, sadly, I could go on and on about the shyt I see people do DAILY in the grocery store, where they seem to think common sense and manners DON’T MATTER!!!
Make a list, make a list make a list!! Do you remember HOW? It seems since the invent of the cell phone that not to damn many can make a list. It also seems that even if a cpl have been married for 212 years that Jane Q public CAN NOT ON HER LIFE remember what John Q Public her hubby eats for dinner??? NOOOOOOOOOOOO.. Ohhhh NOOOOOOOO.. She has forgotten what he eats. Oh No.. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO beings she can not remember what he eats, and she can not remember how to make a list, Sweet Ms. Jane Q Public is in line, looking at the steaks in the case and she has made the service person pick up 3 now, no one is getting waited on and sweet Jane Q Public thinks NOTHING to whip out her cell phone to call her hubby to ask him what it is he eats. OH MY DAMN!!!!!!!! At this point, I am thinking it would be in the best interest of Mr. JQ Public to DEMAND A DIVORCE!! If she seriously see’s NO ISSUE with her actions as a wife or human being, there is NO HOPE!!!
Get out of line and make your call!! OR.. BETTER YET.. MAKE A LIST BEFORE COMING TO THE STORE!!!!!!!!!!
I keep thinking that it is me.. And that I really don’t see these things.. But.. It happens all to frequently ..
And a quick heads up to parents who allow their little toddlers to TEETH on cheese blocks, hot dog packages and frozen food bags…. DOES ECOLI MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE???????????? DOES IT????? You come in and wipe down a shopping cart and make it gleem.. And then you let your precious offspring teeth on food packages??????????
Yea.. Like I said.. Idiots!!!!
Happy Shopping...
Flesh.....
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